Dinnertime conversation

"But if you murdered Mayor <Redacted>..."

"Stop. That's what I was about to say. What if I murdered Jim <Redacted>."

<Squealing laughter>

(Regarding whether I'd go to the cops or her first if Ielly committed a murder.)

"You can't leave your dirty chocolate babka napkin on the counter after the poop scare!"

She is correct, of course.