Another post from the depths of 2005
This one is from 4/21/2005, to be exact. It's one of those random lists of questions that you answer and then forward on to some poor unwitting soul. And congrats, you're next! Hahahahaha... ah, don't you miss the Olde Internet?
As with the previous old post, I've made minor edits, but kept most of the content. Remember, this quiz was answered with me roleplaying my evil twin, who has since been done away with via questionably legal means.
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All right. So now it's time for lighter, happier notes because sometimes apparently things can be happy! Yay!
So what am I going to do? Something terrible...
Yes, I'm sorry. I'm answering a quizzy-thing.
But! I am answering it as my evil twin! So enjoy! Because I'm waiting for laundry to finish!
WRATH
1.Who did you last get angry with? My friend Teddy.
2.What is your weapon of choice? The machete I keep buried in the backyard.
3.Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No thanks. Not unless I could get away with it.
4.How about of the same sex? Not unless I could get away with it. Bitch.
5.Who was the last person that got really angry at you? Some female what's-her-face. She was half-naked though, so it was worth it.
SLOTH
1.What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Shower.
2.What is the latest you've ever woken up? Wake up at 6:00 AM sharp every day.
3.Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: No one.
4.When was the last time you got a good workout? Last night with the landlady.
5.How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Like I said. 6:00 AM sharp.
GLUTTONY
1.White meat or dark meat? I don't do meat except for occasional cannibalistic events, in which case I go dark.
2.What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I don't even touch wine sauce.
3.Have you ever used a professional diet company? No need.
4.Do you have an issue with your weight? No, that's not redundant.
5.Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Cardboard. What happened to the future where your meals came in pill form?
6.Have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet? I would, but I hate buffets.
LUST
1.How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 438.
2.How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 237.
3.Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? More like catch myself making eye-contact.
4.Have you wanted someone who was taken? Wanted and received.
5.What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Tongue. Tongues work wonders.
GREED
1.How many credit cards do you own? Zero. I buy outright or I take.
2.What's your guilty pleasure? No guilt, no pleasure.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Further spread my seed.
4.Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich. Better for seed-spreading.
5.Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No. I make already make megabucks.
6.Have you ever stolen anything? I buy outright or I take.
7.How many mp3's are on your hard drive? Well, currently my hard drive is out of commission, so who knows what's on it.
PRIDE
1.What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Something great and meaningful, I'm not sure what that is yet...I only know it has to be big.
2.Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? I don't compete for that sole reason.
3.Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? No.
4.What did you do today that you're proud of? I woke up.
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So, it turns out that Envy had 35 questions associated with it, and I apparently hadn't replaced the original answers with my own. Which would be why this never got posted, I suppose. The original answers were, in fact, Danielle's. I have stricken them from the post since I don't want to put her stuff up, and I have no intention of going back in time and answering as my then-alive evil twin.
As with the previous old post, I've made minor edits, but kept most of the content. Remember, this quiz was answered with me roleplaying my evil twin, who has since been done away with via questionably legal means.
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All right. So now it's time for lighter, happier notes because sometimes apparently things can be happy! Yay!
So what am I going to do? Something terrible...
Yes, I'm sorry. I'm answering a quizzy-thing.
But! I am answering it as my evil twin! So enjoy! Because I'm waiting for laundry to finish!
WRATH
1.Who did you last get angry with? My friend Teddy.
2.What is your weapon of choice? The machete I keep buried in the backyard.
3.Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No thanks. Not unless I could get away with it.
4.How about of the same sex? Not unless I could get away with it. Bitch.
5.Who was the last person that got really angry at you? Some female what's-her-face. She was half-naked though, so it was worth it.
SLOTH
1.What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Shower.
2.What is the latest you've ever woken up? Wake up at 6:00 AM sharp every day.
3.Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: No one.
4.When was the last time you got a good workout? Last night with the landlady.
5.How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Like I said. 6:00 AM sharp.
GLUTTONY
1.White meat or dark meat? I don't do meat except for occasional cannibalistic events, in which case I go dark.
2.What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I don't even touch wine sauce.
3.Have you ever used a professional diet company? No need.
4.Do you have an issue with your weight? No, that's not redundant.
5.Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Cardboard. What happened to the future where your meals came in pill form?
6.Have you ever taken food "to go" from a buffet? I would, but I hate buffets.
LUST
1.How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 438.
2.How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 237.
3.Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? More like catch myself making eye-contact.
4.Have you wanted someone who was taken? Wanted and received.
5.What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Tongue. Tongues work wonders.
GREED
1.How many credit cards do you own? Zero. I buy outright or I take.
2.What's your guilty pleasure? No guilt, no pleasure.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Further spread my seed.
4.Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich. Better for seed-spreading.
5.Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No. I make already make megabucks.
6.Have you ever stolen anything? I buy outright or I take.
7.How many mp3's are on your hard drive? Well, currently my hard drive is out of commission, so who knows what's on it.
PRIDE
1.What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Something great and meaningful, I'm not sure what that is yet...I only know it has to be big.
2.Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? I don't compete for that sole reason.
3.Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? No.
4.What did you do today that you're proud of? I woke up.
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So, it turns out that Envy had 35 questions associated with it, and I apparently hadn't replaced the original answers with my own. Which would be why this never got posted, I suppose. The original answers were, in fact, Danielle's. I have stricken them from the post since I don't want to put her stuff up, and I have no intention of going back in time and answering as my then-alive evil twin.
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