Japan 30 : 3 Quebec

I had an interesting series of dreams last night. One small dream that I just remembered while reading Hark! A Vagrant involved me catching part of a World Cup match on TV, where Japan was crushing Quebec 30 to 3. This elicited several questions/comments, some of which arose during the dream and some afterwards:

• Quebec, what?
• Am I sure this is Quebec? That logo doesn't look like their flag.
• What? I don't even know what their damn flag looks like.
• Since when did Quebec haves their own football team? This isn't Wales.
• "One nation within a united Canada" or something, right?
• Then again, that does kind of sound like the United Kingdom. Poor Quebec.
• Still, Quebec.
• Actually, come to think of it, that looks like Scotland's flag.
• Wait, 30 to 3?
• Forget the 30 part, what's the deal with the 3? How did Japan score 30 goals AND allow their net to be filled with Canadian balls thrice?
• And how did Quebec even get into the World Cup if they're this bad?
• Are they hosting or something? At least that's better than Qatar, I suppose.
• Maybe Japan is just really good. Maybe they have Godzilla as a new striker, which could explain the score.
• Of course, I don't see him on the TV, so he's probably not on the team.
• Also, just realized this, but I don't think Quebec uses the abbreviation "KUK" for anything.
• But this is somehow definitely Japan vs Quebec, because.... shit, I'm not sure.

And that's pretty much the end of it. I'd highlight which ones were in-dream thoughts, but I can't easily do that on my phone, so we'll just have to figure that out later.