Stunning news!

At Google.com I am the third result for the query "listerine warts", the second for the query "listerine kills warts", and number one for "listerine kills genital warts"! Try it yourself and see! I'd like to thank everyone who had a problem or strange obsession with genital warts--but too little patience to notice in the blurbs that I wasn't actually talking about them--for making this possible.

Let's get on top of Google for the shorter phrases as well! Together we can do it!

UPDATE: It turns out I'm also the first image result for "listerine kills genital warts"! This is the most exciting day of my life!