Let the circus begin!

I was just checking on my site's traffic, and it seems that a plurality of my visitors come here because of genital warts or assorted other maladies. I'm serious. Quite some time ago I wrote a post that contained the phrases "listerine" and "genital warts". This led some wayward fellow to find my blog by searching for "listerine cures genital warts" on Yahoo!. Having noticed this when it happened quite some time ago I made a post entitled exactly "Listerine kills genital warts" to draw attention to the fact. Naturally, doing this has made it much easier for the genital warts and herpes crowd to find my blog (as will this post, no doubt).

Being the attention whore that I am, I don't have a problem luring misguided and possibly diseased internet surfers to my blog, so I will share with you some other search terms that have recently brought people to my site, and will no doubt do so again. It's also nice for me to have in one place so I can look back and sigh nostalgically.

• "feck" on Google Česká republika (by the way, I'm sorry that you had to be on the receiving end of that glorious Turkish comeback in the Euro Cup, dear Czechs)
• "does toothpaste clear ingrown pubic hairs" on Google
• "keciler" (which means "goats" in Turkish) on Google France
• "what kills warts" on Google
• "little friendly abject failure" on Google
• "fear of urinals" on both Google and Google UK, with multiple hits from both sides of the Atlantic
  
• "would you like a fucking cookie" on Google UK
• "chip resse" (yes, Resse) on Google
• "for Laura poser" on Google España--since the original visit I have dropped from the second page of results to the third, but it's still too good to be true

And that's it as far as interesting ones go. I hope that between one and two percent of the unsuspecting fellows brought here by this post stick around and read a little. That'll give me 1/4 of a transient audience member. And that would be sweet. Thank you for your time, and have a splendid night.

Seriously, Laura, you need to check Google España. And thanks for the many nice comments over the years.