Listerine kills genital warts

Fact or fiction? You decide.

All I know is that someone got to this blog by searching for that on Yahoo!. I always knew randomly titling these posts would eventually lead to increased readership.

Tomorrow I have a Probability test and homework to turn in, but I feel sick and I want to sleep, so I face that moral dilemma that always seems to strike me starting at this time in the semester: my grades are so good right now that I could easily absorb a minor error, so why not err now? Leaving this sort of question in its natural, rhetorical state leads to stupid things like Bs in Economic Statistics and Differential Equations, so I have to answer it. Don't err now, you pansy idiot!

And Danielle's visit was lovely. Unfortunately she's gone, and I'm alone, and my roommates just can't satisfy me as well as she.