If Only it Were True

I remember now that I just had a dream. A dream which, among many other somewhat exciting and interesting things, including a little aside where I found a button inside my refrigerator that said something along the lines of "activate freezer". I remember in the dream that I was very upset, because if I had only known that my freezer was not nearly cold enough to freeze things before my icecream turned to goo, I could have searched for this button back when it was still mostly-constituted.

I am so extremely tempted to open my fridge and see if such a button might actually exist, but I know that all I will find is frustration and an upsetting feeling that my subconscious duped me. So I'd rather dupe myself and let doubt remain. Until the next time I open my fridge.

(EDIT: I have to reopen this and repost the link I posted before about the horrifically funny thing. I think it's too awful not to see, so you can see it here. Choose a method of viewing the video (Windows Media lets you actually see exactly where you are) and fastforward to about 5:40 in the movie. Wait a few seconds, and you'll see what I'm talking about. Maybe you'll laugh in horror too.)

(EDIT #2: Oh dashitall. For some reason I can't get it to go to the proper chapter. Just scroll down to Chapter 12 for the appropriate video. Stupid link.)