Go Go Power Rangers!

Eric's post reminded me that Lent has begun. My friend David from my globalization class asked me if I wanted to give up something with him, and I decided that I might as well for kicks. Just now I was meditating on what I could possibly give up that would help to better me while not being difficult. The answer came to me suddenly: swearing! Beginning tomorrow at 5PM central time, I will refrain from using the following words: fuck, shit, cunt, dick, cock, bitch, ass, tits, and all other words which contain profane uses of any or all of those eight words. Yes, all; I will no longer be able to say fuckasscuntbitchcocktittyassdick. An exception can be made to referring specifically to donkies and male roosters, but there will be very little leeway provided. Limited use of bastard will be permitted based on clearly legitimate situations and to enable me to take it to another level when I denounce someone--which is what a lot of swearing is supposed to be for in the first place. And of course I will allow myself continued and unlimited use of the word damn because otherwise I will definitely say darn or dag-nab or something ridiculous that I will ultimately grow to hate myself for. The rules have been set forth. I hope to God that I don't regret this.