This blog is not dead. It will reemerge from the ground like a cicada when its time has come.

But before the time comes, I have good news that doesn't involve car insurance.

I have been cast as Jack in Jack (or the Submission) by Eugene Ianesco. A play that is the epitome of Theatre of the Absurd, and a play in which I have snagged my first ever lead role. Granted, it's only a one-act play, and granted, the role was actually presented to a "Cantay Okan," but it warrants public announcement and general feather flaunting. Seriously. If I were a cardinal or something, you would see my grand breast and you would want to mate with me, for it is so grand.

You crazy sex-crazed crazies. Hasta la byebye.