Okay, okay.

I get the point. I'm a bad, bad man. Again. One of these days it'll stick.

I will still hit that ratio, though. Don't you be forgettin'. Seriously, now. Four days = one blog on average. Now let's get to the juice!

I am home! And let me tell you that it's wonderful to be back amongst my friends and family, where the sanctity of my room is inviolable and work is a mere abstraction.

As of yesterday all of my grades have been reported to me (the last two came very slowly, you see). I declare happily that despite multiple engine burnouts, hydraulic leaks, and small explosions, my GPA has not tanked; in fact, I managed to make the Dean's List again (though just barely, squeaking out a 3.5133 for the semester which translates into a 3.639 cumulatively). So that is cause for celebration!

And I have yet more cause for celebration! You see, the 3rd College Poker Championship began today with a little tournament designed to whet our little appetites by offering cash to those who finish in the top ten. Needless to say, I won cash. But what place did I finish in? Tenth? Ninth? Fourth? Perhaps third? No! I finished second!

Just kidding, actually. I finished first. Bitches. $150. Cha-ching! And I didn't even have to give them cash first! ^.^

So I dance. With gusto. Because I now have more money.

Of course, things aren't all peachy. You may or may not know that I am searching for a job. And that I have effectively limited myself to one. If I get it. It's at the Sylvan Learning Center, you see, where I would teach youngerlings about algebra and geometry so that their SAT scores might be higher. Unfortunately, the people at Sylvan have not been very good about contacting me quickly, and I am as yet unsure of what may be happening. Stay tuned for details.

And also, there is the expected consequence. I sit here in Texas, Danielle's in the Shire. So I got no lovin'.

But she did call me sexy today. So I'm nicely twitterpated. ^.^

This, of course, does not make Eric and John happy. Because they want to go searching for females. Well, this paragraph is for you guys. Haha! Sucks to be you! Even though I'm physically in the same situation! Ha!

Oh, and one more thing before I end this blog to begin the other blogs... I just saw Kingdom of Heaven. And let me tell you, Orlando Bloom was actually good. For the first ten minutes. He magically became worse after that. Go figure. Especially since they don't film these things forward-to-back.

But if there is one thing I can say about this movie, it's to beware of GI Jane. That is all.

And now I bid you good evening dear small ones! Hasta la byebye!