One thing I forgot--and this is quite foolish of me, since it was one of the primary reasons for me actually posting last night (I blame my relative fatigue)--was that females rock.
You see, after I came back from my show last night, I was greeted by my girlfriend (which, for some reason, now feels like an awkward word) with a card, food, and drink. And it was quite badass, you see, for the card read KEÇIADAM (GOATMAN), the food was a package of Mint Milanos (huzzah!), and the drink was a two-liter Dr. Pepper (more huzzah!). The inside of the card also said I was the most awesome human being to ever walk the Earth. Ever. It even said I was better than Newton, Einstein, and Kemal Atatürk. So naturally, I was quite happy.
And now I have to eat soon. So remember, kids, if you want to get on my good side, remember to feed me and feed me well. This is Turkman signing off; hasta la byebye.
You see, after I came back from my show last night, I was greeted by my girlfriend (which, for some reason, now feels like an awkward word) with a card, food, and drink. And it was quite badass, you see, for the card read KEÇIADAM (GOATMAN), the food was a package of Mint Milanos (huzzah!), and the drink was a two-liter Dr. Pepper (more huzzah!). The inside of the card also said I was the most awesome human being to ever walk the Earth. Ever. It even said I was better than Newton, Einstein, and Kemal Atatürk. So naturally, I was quite happy.
And now I have to eat soon. So remember, kids, if you want to get on my good side, remember to feed me and feed me well. This is Turkman signing off; hasta la byebye.
2 Comments:
At 02 March, 2005 11:45,
Anonymous said…
It did NOT say that.
At 04 March, 2005 00:41,
Anonymous said…
The purpose of this post is to inform you that I am no longer out to kill you due to your relationship with a certain beautiful and wonderful chica living in your dorm. You have proved yourself worthy of acceptance not only by the fact that the words "females rock" were typed by your fingers, but also because you drink Dr. Pepper.
Now, that may seem to be an insignifigant and rather minor detail to someone such as yourself, however, if the second fact had been presented to me earlier, all threats would have been avoided.
I thank you kindly for your relative paitence with me as I carefully analyzed each word that you typed.
I do need to inform you, and I hope you can understand where I'm coming from, that if you ever do hurt said chica, I will personally castrate, tar and feather, and throw you out of a moving van over the edge of a cliff.
Best regards.
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