This update is short, sadly enough. Because I have other things that need a-doin'. Don't worry though, I'll be back. Those other things would be a paper, after all.

But no, I would just like to say that the recent swarming of poisonous comments is now sort of getting to... well, you know, swarm. So, I invite anyone that has any sort of beef with me to send an email to turkman at gmail dot com and tell me about it, because anonymous comments just don't quite do the trick anymore. And if I don't get emails from people who have been less-than-satisfied with me, I'll start to question the validity of their dissatisfaction.

For those of you that have been scratching your heads a bit the past few days in confusion, my sincerest apologies. It will be safe to continue coming and commenting (hopefully at the volume recently achieved, of course). Thank you for staying with Hasta la Byebye and not switching to other reality shows like Trading Boxes.

And now I have things to do. And stuff. So hasta la byebye, folks.