I'm extremely distressed. The stupid girl who was listening to Evanescence earlier just walked out.
She was wearing a Foo Fighters hoody. I mean... what the fuck? No! No, no, no! You can't wear clothing that supports a good band after listening to that shit! NO!
I think I'm going to have to follow her now. And do unpleasant things to her. Very unpleasant things. The sort of unpleasant things they make horror movies about. I can just see it now... "The Washington Walloper" they'll call me. I'll get right up behind people whose musical tastes are slightly worse than my own, and... BAM! Maxwell and his silver hammer ain't got nothin' on me, foo! The Washington Wizards won't be called the Wizards anymore, either. They'll be called the Womanbeaters in a freakish reversal of the previous name change.
Hmmm. My posts today contain a whole lot of anti-female sentiment. Which is quite strange. I guess it must be because I haven't filled in my abuse quota for the day. Cause... you know. I abuse my girlfriend. And stuff.
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES!
Hasta la byebye...s?
She was wearing a Foo Fighters hoody. I mean... what the fuck? No! No, no, no! You can't wear clothing that supports a good band after listening to that shit! NO!
I think I'm going to have to follow her now. And do unpleasant things to her. Very unpleasant things. The sort of unpleasant things they make horror movies about. I can just see it now... "The Washington Walloper" they'll call me. I'll get right up behind people whose musical tastes are slightly worse than my own, and... BAM! Maxwell and his silver hammer ain't got nothin' on me, foo! The Washington Wizards won't be called the Wizards anymore, either. They'll be called the Womanbeaters in a freakish reversal of the previous name change.
Hmmm. My posts today contain a whole lot of anti-female sentiment. Which is quite strange. I guess it must be because I haven't filled in my abuse quota for the day. Cause... you know. I abuse my girlfriend. And stuff.
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES!
Hasta la byebye...s?
1 Comments:
At 12 December, 2004 00:59,
Anonymous said…
You should follow her to see where her dorm is, and then, in the night, sneak up and slide a mixture of CDs and threatening notes beneath her door. Fail to specify who they're for, if she has any roommates. If you get caught, press up against a wall, and freeze, motionless. If it looks like she's looking at you, it's just your imagination.
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