Oh, and as an additional note, Hua, you suck. I'm not kidding. I hate you. All those times you were there in the back of the car, just annoying me with your Asianness. Half the time I wasn't sure if you weren't going to impale me with your hair you insensitive prick. I have no idea why I've always asked you to join me in roleplaying; you clearly would have no talent at all for it. I'd appreciate it if you and the other half-billion of you jackasses that want to make a movie with Star Wars special effects would go and jump off the edge of the universe. Kthx. Suck it.

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