San Antonio until 2/29 at the earliest starting 2/25 at 3:30 CST.

Because I am a literary genius, I will leave you with two haikus; one written by me and one written by Eric. I'll let you fellows guess which is which:

A furtive wave, friend
A nod of the furtive head
Cantay looks; disgust.

Grotesque mascara
Hardly pleasing; I'm noxious
Give me the damn gun.

And now for two that are most definitely by me... I feel obligated to write.

Looming above me
With awesome power it glares
But I stare right back.

Breathe in, the chest heaves
Bright lights, no umbilical
Alone and afraid.

And, because I am feeling ridiculously generous, I will also give you song lyrics from a song I had in a dream I had. I transcribed the lyrics immediately after I woke up on Sunday. In all likelihood, the entire song in the dream was probably just the first line, but I extrapolated a bit and followed the rhythm. Haven't looked at it since I took it down, so if it's a POS, my apologies. But damn, in my dream, it was one particularly kickass song.

I walked through the window and stepped into the black of the night
And no one was listening and the children were screaming with fright.
The last thing I heard was a sound but no less than a chill
I'd hopped out the window and found myself outside.

I walked through the window and stepped into the black of the night;
Sometimes I had wondered
If I was alone and nobody wanted to join me.

I walked through the window and stepped into the black of the night.
I was sheer and invis'ble, no one would see me, no one would meet me, no one would find me!

And I walked through the window and stepped into the black of the night
All around there was darkness, I was really alone
The children weren't screaming; there was nobody home
There was something fest'ring in the back of the barn
A smell so putrid and cloying.

Was it growing light outside?
Was it all just a dream?
Was it a piece of mind that I've been seeing?

No!

The light is deceiving;
There is no way out.
I'm trapped in the blackness and my place is confused.
I can't find my window.

I had walked through the window and stepped into the black of the night
No longer able, nor am I willing;
The air is more palpable now.
I've taken my king, thrown him out of his castle, destroyed all his subjects, knocked him on his side.

I am feeling frustrated.
There is no approval.
No one to tell me I'm right. And no one to correct me.
I'm alone with the darkness,
I'm alone in the night.
Fettered by my cloudy
State of mind.