I hate the following people:
John:
A stupid fuckass that deserves absolutely no respect from anyone. I liked you for a while man, but I realize now that I was so wrong... you're really just an asshole wrapped up in your own impotence.
Eric:
All high-and-mighty Mister Eric. Well I've got news for you, shitface, you're NOT as cool as you think you are, and the only person that looks more homosexual in your clothes than John does is--you guessed it!--you.
Airon:
Have you ever thought that there are other people in this world besides yourself, you moron? So you're tired, so you're having girl trouble, so nothing fucking goes right for you. Wake up and smell the coffee, dipshit. You're not the only one.
Noor:
Every time you come anywhere near me I immediately feel a profound sense of revulsion. Besides the fact that you look like a misshapen gob of excrement, you often smell like one too. As if that weren't bad enough, you'll also talk our ears off with your problems.
Connie:
Little panda Connie. Always trying to impress us with her lovely thoughts and her small Asianness. Guess what, kid, it ain't really all that cute, and the only reason that I put up with you is because we need you on the team.
David (Asian):
If Mister Webster ever needed someone's picture to put next to the definition of "loser", it would be you. It's quite obvious that all of your pandering and all of the personality you flash is just a pathetic attempt to get into Rice.
David (Non-Asian):
You are such a bitch, dude. You have a problem with my laughing in calculus? I'm just a particularly cheerful and happy fellow. What about you, though? Like just about everyone else, you always moan about your life. Dickwrinkle.
Travis:
I've never met anyone so genuinely disgusting as you. As though your hair weren't bad enough to get me to the point of retching, your personality is that of a public toilet, and I find myself often questioning my love for humanity when I think of you.
Mitchell:
Iyi bok yedin, orospu. You try to pretend you're all cool because you can say a few words and phrases in Turkish. Really, you're just a phoney that has to resort to other cultures for existence. Fuck off.
Kivae:
Congratulations, Kivae, you've found a spot on my hate list. Maybe you should stop trying to win every argument and just admit when you're wrong, bitch. Regardless of what you may think, your opinion on matters is not the way things really are.
Sirum:
Why hello to you too, Sirum. Would you like a fucking cookie? How about we initiate a system of cookies for logs, huh? You can't do a single fucking thing for a friend because he's your friend, can you? No, of course not. You're the sissy.
Zagnafein:
Hey Zag, welcome to February! Guess what, keeklefestersmeegle is NOT funny. I hate having to laugh at your lameass jokes because you're a Turk. Sometimes I consider just renouncing my culture because of you, cunty.
Path'en:
Well lookee here, it's the man with the graphical plan. Let's make all sorts of pretty pictures to put all over the place, and then let's make a Flash where Canti's name is BUTCHERED! Your offenses may be comparatively light, Path, but you are a horrible person.
Kitzibeth:
Whoop-dee-flippin' doo! Madam Rah! So you have a real life? You have school? Waa waa waa, always crying when people come to you with their questions. Get over it! You're the rah, now act like it!
Solinox:
When will you learn to stop being the ingrown pubic hair in all of us and just grow up? The only reason that everyone puts up with you is because you have special taneest powers.
Rakuro:
Buenos dias, Mister Fuckhole Mediator. Is there ever a single argument you can just leave alone? Let it work out its natural course? Did you ever think that people want to solve their disputes their own way? Hell no, that's not right, and you can't let it happen. You are a urine stain on humanity.
Ruby:
The new taneesta! Congratulations, you immature twit. I'm not entirely sure how you managed to secure the position, but you've got it. Just don't expect any respect from us, newbie booby.
Anyways, that's all for now. I'll get back to you if I think of anyone else who I hate that I forgot about. Hasta la byebye, losers.
John:
A stupid fuckass that deserves absolutely no respect from anyone. I liked you for a while man, but I realize now that I was so wrong... you're really just an asshole wrapped up in your own impotence.
Eric:
All high-and-mighty Mister Eric. Well I've got news for you, shitface, you're NOT as cool as you think you are, and the only person that looks more homosexual in your clothes than John does is--you guessed it!--you.
Airon:
Have you ever thought that there are other people in this world besides yourself, you moron? So you're tired, so you're having girl trouble, so nothing fucking goes right for you. Wake up and smell the coffee, dipshit. You're not the only one.
Noor:
Every time you come anywhere near me I immediately feel a profound sense of revulsion. Besides the fact that you look like a misshapen gob of excrement, you often smell like one too. As if that weren't bad enough, you'll also talk our ears off with your problems.
Connie:
Little panda Connie. Always trying to impress us with her lovely thoughts and her small Asianness. Guess what, kid, it ain't really all that cute, and the only reason that I put up with you is because we need you on the team.
David (Asian):
If Mister Webster ever needed someone's picture to put next to the definition of "loser", it would be you. It's quite obvious that all of your pandering and all of the personality you flash is just a pathetic attempt to get into Rice.
David (Non-Asian):
You are such a bitch, dude. You have a problem with my laughing in calculus? I'm just a particularly cheerful and happy fellow. What about you, though? Like just about everyone else, you always moan about your life. Dickwrinkle.
Travis:
I've never met anyone so genuinely disgusting as you. As though your hair weren't bad enough to get me to the point of retching, your personality is that of a public toilet, and I find myself often questioning my love for humanity when I think of you.
Mitchell:
Iyi bok yedin, orospu. You try to pretend you're all cool because you can say a few words and phrases in Turkish. Really, you're just a phoney that has to resort to other cultures for existence. Fuck off.
Kivae:
Congratulations, Kivae, you've found a spot on my hate list. Maybe you should stop trying to win every argument and just admit when you're wrong, bitch. Regardless of what you may think, your opinion on matters is not the way things really are.
Sirum:
Why hello to you too, Sirum. Would you like a fucking cookie? How about we initiate a system of cookies for logs, huh? You can't do a single fucking thing for a friend because he's your friend, can you? No, of course not. You're the sissy.
Zagnafein:
Hey Zag, welcome to February! Guess what, keeklefestersmeegle is NOT funny. I hate having to laugh at your lameass jokes because you're a Turk. Sometimes I consider just renouncing my culture because of you, cunty.
Path'en:
Well lookee here, it's the man with the graphical plan. Let's make all sorts of pretty pictures to put all over the place, and then let's make a Flash where Canti's name is BUTCHERED! Your offenses may be comparatively light, Path, but you are a horrible person.
Kitzibeth:
Whoop-dee-flippin' doo! Madam Rah! So you have a real life? You have school? Waa waa waa, always crying when people come to you with their questions. Get over it! You're the rah, now act like it!
Solinox:
When will you learn to stop being the ingrown pubic hair in all of us and just grow up? The only reason that everyone puts up with you is because you have special taneest powers.
Rakuro:
Buenos dias, Mister Fuckhole Mediator. Is there ever a single argument you can just leave alone? Let it work out its natural course? Did you ever think that people want to solve their disputes their own way? Hell no, that's not right, and you can't let it happen. You are a urine stain on humanity.
Ruby:
The new taneesta! Congratulations, you immature twit. I'm not entirely sure how you managed to secure the position, but you've got it. Just don't expect any respect from us, newbie booby.
Anyways, that's all for now. I'll get back to you if I think of anyone else who I hate that I forgot about. Hasta la byebye, losers.
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