Buenos dias, mis padres, amigos, y abuelos! Como estan? Yo? Yo estoy bien, gracias.
Chupa la verga, por favor.
Heheheh... for those of you that know slang Spanish, props to you, because that's some seriously important shiznock you were able to understand.
I'm currently in Multimedia with John sitting by my side and a substitute teacher watching my every word--likely with great anticipation.
I am discussing the art of orthography with ol' John at the moment and we're giggling to ourselves, but I am moreso because John can't spell worth shit either. And maybe if I can keep quiet while typing this, he won't look over and see what I'm saying about him. That bastard. He looked.
All right, I would like to apologize now to John for saying he can't spell worth shit. He can spell with some degree of decency--bettar then sum peepul eye no. Ok, so that was a bit flagrant and uncouth, and generally not humorous, but I'm in school right now, subsisting on the bilious fluid that is pooling in my stomach and making me feel like a very sick little Cantay. This fluid is also composed--in large part--of stomach acid. That's right; I'm hungry, dammit! Give me food! Thankfully, lunch is about forty or so minutes away, and sweet, sweet (nasty-ass) school pizza with it.
Anyways, folks, time's running short so let me give you the skinny: colleges suck! Last night I was up till 3 working on appplications--mostly printing out GW's supplement to the common app, then registering on commonapp, then being unable to log on because they suck! I also had to go to collegeboard.com and request my SAT scores get sent to some institutions. It cost me $49 to send my scores to four (4) schools. $23 of that was for the rush delivery which was necessary because I'd sort of forgotten about doing it until then. Curse applications! I have tonight, tomorrow night, and the night after that to kill myself with the applications. Huzzah.
Anyways folks, the bell's a-ringin'. Remember to watch out for Communists under your bed. Hasta la byebye.
Chupa la verga, por favor.
Heheheh... for those of you that know slang Spanish, props to you, because that's some seriously important shiznock you were able to understand.
I'm currently in Multimedia with John sitting by my side and a substitute teacher watching my every word--likely with great anticipation.
I am discussing the art of orthography with ol' John at the moment and we're giggling to ourselves, but I am moreso because John can't spell worth shit either. And maybe if I can keep quiet while typing this, he won't look over and see what I'm saying about him. That bastard. He looked.
All right, I would like to apologize now to John for saying he can't spell worth shit. He can spell with some degree of decency--bettar then sum peepul eye no. Ok, so that was a bit flagrant and uncouth, and generally not humorous, but I'm in school right now, subsisting on the bilious fluid that is pooling in my stomach and making me feel like a very sick little Cantay. This fluid is also composed--in large part--of stomach acid. That's right; I'm hungry, dammit! Give me food! Thankfully, lunch is about forty or so minutes away, and sweet, sweet (nasty-ass) school pizza with it.
Anyways, folks, time's running short so let me give you the skinny: colleges suck! Last night I was up till 3 working on appplications--mostly printing out GW's supplement to the common app, then registering on commonapp, then being unable to log on because they suck! I also had to go to collegeboard.com and request my SAT scores get sent to some institutions. It cost me $49 to send my scores to four (4) schools. $23 of that was for the rush delivery which was necessary because I'd sort of forgotten about doing it until then. Curse applications! I have tonight, tomorrow night, and the night after that to kill myself with the applications. Huzzah.
Anyways folks, the bell's a-ringin'. Remember to watch out for Communists under your bed. Hasta la byebye.
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