And by not as much popular demand as before (the people have become frustrated since I don't listen to them when they order me to blog... even after they put a glock to my head and blow out my brains six or seven times) more bloggage! (that's pronounced blow-gaj with that French-sounding soft "j" in "gaj".. heck, the whole thing sounds French). So (yay! more parentheses!) I'm not entirely sure what I should be saying here. I know that I don't want to try to recap my whole life since I last blogged... poor progeny, missing out on almost an entire month of classical Cantay life. That's ok though. I finished my calculus final today and think I did a decent enough job to retain my B in the class. Heh... this year I actually got to exempt some finals--three of 'em, baby! Eco, Multimedia, English all skipped and since two of my other classes are non-final-bearing (le study hall and le Academic Decathlon), I only had to take one other (Physics... which I very well may have nailed to the point of missing zero questions).
College applications. They're whores you know (tasty, lovely tasty whores). I finished one for Berkeley already and sent that off on the due date (11/30) and then forgot to send them my transcript until today, but I think it's ok (phew?). I think I might have missed my chance to apply to Columbia and even NYU, while GWU's deadline of 1/15 approaches ever closer. IUP has a deadline sometime in Februrary or April or something (but not March. Definitely not March). UTD is pretty much the only school that has really offered me financial aid besides a few other loser schools that I don't remember (the only reason I remember UTD is cause they sent me the same thing four or five times). However, I don't think I want to take UTD up on their offer... hell, I'd much rather rush to clear out everything for ASS (the American School of Stupidity) by today, when I think the deadline is... though it might be able to wait a day or two. I recently received letters from SHIT (Sam Houston Institutue of Theocracy) and FUCKER (Furman University's College of Kissing Everyone's Rump). Such things make me want to kill myself--realizing that the colleges that want me are colleges I don't want at all. Imagine it. Some job interviewer will ask me one day where I went to school, and I'll reply ASS, SHIT, or FUCKER. Can you imagine how stupid I'd feel? I don't get to list off cool acronyms like IUPRECHC (this is a real acronym by the way, and if you can guess what it stands for, you get a cookie) or NYU or UCB. Hell, they'd probably not hire me if I told them I went to ASS or SHIT or FUCKER.
I'm sure all of that will work out somehow, though. Oh, and sorry that I went back to the acronym thing again (scroll down to see EATATJOES), but I'm not feeling like coming up with new stuff today. Just call me Acroman!
Anyways, now that that's done with, I plan to get down with it this holiday break. I know that I'll probably hang out with my bud TJ (who's coming down from TTU) at least twice and this Saturday is Airon's party (fo' shizzle!) and this Sunday (I hope) is D&D with characters that almost all died last time (but didn't! w00t!). And after that is Christmas and stuff, and some roleplaying, and more crazy shiznock that will probably make me happy.
Ooooo! And before I forget, I kicked ass at the Decathlon Competition on 12/04-12/05, scoring over 7400 points (I don't have the sheet with me, so I can't give you the exact number), which was the highest score on the 1337 team that we have consisting of the (in)famous David, Connie, Lauren, and Eric (all of whom scored 7000 or better) and the five of us took home scores that were in the top six or seven or eight in the entire district (I think a kid or three from Taylor may have gotten better), while yours truly took home the best! That's right! Number one in the whole bloody district! Sure it's only four schools, but one of those schools is a perennial advancee to national competition, and a winner of the American trophy four times (I think). So w00t! Now the challenge shall be to keep the four who are nipping at my heels on my own team a-nippin' with some mondo studying and more good scores in the subjective events of essay, speech, and interview.
Anyways folks, I'll leave it at that. Leave comments in the comments box (it makes me happy) and remember to kill the cauliflower! Hasta la byebye!
College applications. They're whores you know (tasty, lovely tasty whores). I finished one for Berkeley already and sent that off on the due date (11/30) and then forgot to send them my transcript until today, but I think it's ok (phew?). I think I might have missed my chance to apply to Columbia and even NYU, while GWU's deadline of 1/15 approaches ever closer. IUP has a deadline sometime in Februrary or April or something (but not March. Definitely not March). UTD is pretty much the only school that has really offered me financial aid besides a few other loser schools that I don't remember (the only reason I remember UTD is cause they sent me the same thing four or five times). However, I don't think I want to take UTD up on their offer... hell, I'd much rather rush to clear out everything for ASS (the American School of Stupidity) by today, when I think the deadline is... though it might be able to wait a day or two. I recently received letters from SHIT (Sam Houston Institutue of Theocracy) and FUCKER (Furman University's College of Kissing Everyone's Rump). Such things make me want to kill myself--realizing that the colleges that want me are colleges I don't want at all. Imagine it. Some job interviewer will ask me one day where I went to school, and I'll reply ASS, SHIT, or FUCKER. Can you imagine how stupid I'd feel? I don't get to list off cool acronyms like IUPRECHC (this is a real acronym by the way, and if you can guess what it stands for, you get a cookie) or NYU or UCB. Hell, they'd probably not hire me if I told them I went to ASS or SHIT or FUCKER.
I'm sure all of that will work out somehow, though. Oh, and sorry that I went back to the acronym thing again (scroll down to see EATATJOES), but I'm not feeling like coming up with new stuff today. Just call me Acroman!
Anyways, now that that's done with, I plan to get down with it this holiday break. I know that I'll probably hang out with my bud TJ (who's coming down from TTU) at least twice and this Saturday is Airon's party (fo' shizzle!) and this Sunday (I hope) is D&D with characters that almost all died last time (but didn't! w00t!). And after that is Christmas and stuff, and some roleplaying, and more crazy shiznock that will probably make me happy.
Ooooo! And before I forget, I kicked ass at the Decathlon Competition on 12/04-12/05, scoring over 7400 points (I don't have the sheet with me, so I can't give you the exact number), which was the highest score on the 1337 team that we have consisting of the (in)famous David, Connie, Lauren, and Eric (all of whom scored 7000 or better) and the five of us took home scores that were in the top six or seven or eight in the entire district (I think a kid or three from Taylor may have gotten better), while yours truly took home the best! That's right! Number one in the whole bloody district! Sure it's only four schools, but one of those schools is a perennial advancee to national competition, and a winner of the American trophy four times (I think). So w00t! Now the challenge shall be to keep the four who are nipping at my heels on my own team a-nippin' with some mondo studying and more good scores in the subjective events of essay, speech, and interview.
Anyways folks, I'll leave it at that. Leave comments in the comments box (it makes me happy) and remember to kill the cauliflower! Hasta la byebye!
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